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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:20:13 | Сообщение № 41
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| k5egg> the fucking oil spill is several hundred times larger than AT&T's 3G coverage...
n1lqj> Unlike AT&T the oil spill is guaranteed to cover everyone
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:21:47 | Сообщение № 42
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| lemonlimeskull: So I'm sitting in Hardee's (Carl's JR for anyone here one the west coast)
lemonlimeskull: This huge African American dude sits across from me at the booth. Plenty of tables around, of course, since this is Hardee's.
lemonlimeskull: Since I don't usually have uninvited guests at fast food restaurants, I'm naturally a bit put off while simultaniously wondering what the deal is.
lemonlimeskull: The guy goes "Hey, man what you do for a living?"
lemonlimeskull: I must've looked really confused, but I manage to answer "Game designer... Why?"
lemonlimeskull: The guy sits there for a good thirty seconds, looking out the window over my shoulder.
lemonlimeskull: Then he finally looks me straight on and says "Good, lemme ask you a question..."
lemonlimeskull: "Why don't Pacman wanna eat eyes?"
lemonlimeskull: I just gave him this really quizzical look, then he gets up and leaves.
lemonlimeskull: After a few seconds of wondering wtf that was all about, I look out the window over my shoulder and see about five police cars slowly driving off into the distance.
lemonlimeskull: The worst part is...... WHY doesn't Pacman wanna eat eyes?!
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:25:39 | Сообщение № 43
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| Flibberdy> thank fuck my wife's period's finally over. Stupid biological mechanisms required for reproduction.
fantasyprone> Flibberdy, try being the one bleeding from a very private crevice
fantasyprone> believe me it sucks at least as much for her as for you
Flibberdy> fantasyprone: Oh, she hates it too, don't get me wrong. Honestly I'm glad it's over for her sake not mine
Flibberdy> Left her bed bound quite a few days
fantasyprone> though it does entertain me to play war paint in the shower
fantasyprone> BLOOD EVERYWHERE WOO
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:26:22 | Сообщение № 44
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| Thomas> if women think they arent meant to cook
Thomas> why do they have milk and eggs inside them?
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:28:19 | Сообщение № 45
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| +DarthWario> I do believe I am fully justified when I say fuck my dad.
+DarthWario> He made me uninstall xchat. So it's back to mibbit.
+DarthWario> He installed iTunes on my laptop so my mum could register her iPhone (as my proper computers iTunes is fucked. By his own hand, no less.) and he saw the xchat and mIRC icons on my screen. He called them 'dirty' and made me uninstall them.
&Azathoth> he called them..dirty?
+TomBrend_> IRC is a dirty dirty place...wretched hive of scum and villany if I've ever seen one.
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:29:28 | Сообщение № 46
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| Milamber: hopefully that will get him outa trouble
Mick: yeah because that was in the top 20 of worst wiring jobs
Mick: nothign will beat number 1
Milamber: no. 1?
Mick: ooh that was amazing
Mick: it was a corolla
Mick: painted blue and red with housepaint outside
Mick: with green wheels
Mick: inside was painted blue with rattlecans including the seats
Mick: there was rubbish and rotten food on the ground as high as the bottom of the seat
Mick: the radio was a tape player that he wanted replaced with a clarion cd tuner
Mick: tape player was held in with winnie blue cig packets, some bandaids and chewing gum
Mick: to get the old one out they had smashed the dash
Mick: it was wired up with bits of house wire and extension cords
Mick: they had hacked a hole in the firewall to run the power for the radio straight off the start motor
Mick: which the wiries were sticky taped onto the starter motor
Mick: the speakers in the back were sitting on the shelf being held in by just the force of their own magnets as it had no parcelshelf
Milamber: woooooow did you just tell him where to stick it?
Mick: I threw up from the smell in the car on the workshop floor
Mick: gene had to help me up
Mick: he called the customer who was told to go home and burn the car
Milamber: ROFL
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:33:05 | Сообщение № 47
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| +Merrick> Ugh
+Merrick> I gotta work tommorow...
+Merrick> I hate my fucking job
+Merrick> I HATE IT
+FDR> are you a priest?
+Merrick> No an altar boy
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:33:44 | Сообщение № 48
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| Phil: C++ is java's uncle that never comes to visit, and had half his face blown off when he stepped on a landmine, also he's a pedophile.
Phil: But he's the industry standard.
David: and runs much faster
Phil: He has to be able to run fast, he's a pedophile.
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:35:23 | Сообщение № 49
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| Aussie> I was listening to some girls talking in a video store.
Aussie> And one of them was saying that she had failed her learners permit because she had used both hands to change gears.
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:39:05 | Сообщение № 50
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| reconnection: that is because in canada you can leave your doors open and michael moore can burst in at any time
reconnection: ... that was when they started locking doors
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:41:40 | Сообщение № 51
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| DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur...
kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls?
Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:42:11 | Сообщение № 52
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| cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:43:55 | Сообщение № 53
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| Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:45:57 | Сообщение № 54
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| dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:46:23 | Сообщение № 55
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| Moot> ok, here's what we do
Moot> we break into AOL HQ
Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica mp3s on all of the startup cds
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:46:52 | Сообщение № 56
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| EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:47:22 | Сообщение № 57
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| watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:48:12 | Сообщение № 58
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| emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS
emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST
emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:48:39 | Сообщение № 59
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| wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
wecell> i've always used windows machines.
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| Admin | (14932) Вне сайта Дата: 25.02.2011, 02:49:11 | Сообщение № 60
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| emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin.
emufreak> How did you get into emulation?
RST38h> Well, it started when som*** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE
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